frank the tank


when a person drinks a large quant-ty of alcohol and their alter ego emerges- the more drastic difference between the person and the alter ego, the more “frank the tank” they are- inspired by the movie old school’s character frank the tank as portrayed by will ferrel
dude- you were so frank the tank last night!
1. loveable character from old school

2. giving two girls the shocker at the same time (but alternating hand thrusts)
man i hooked up with these two sl-ts and gave em frank the tank
guy who is constantly drunk, acts like various vehicles when wasted; my idol
“man, that n-gg-s actin like frank the tank again”
a man who swears he can out drink you but then he has 3 beers, complains he is tired, and then p-sses out. frank the tank also look like shrek.
we got a bunch of beers last night and planned on getting wasted, frank the tank drank 3 beers and then complained he was tired and p-ssed out on the couch.
a guy who always has one beer in each hands when he’s clubbing. he always orders two beers at a time to save on tip. frank the tank is likely to possess at all time a r-t-rded haircut and don’t know much about his life except that he has to fulfill his primary needs (i.e. s-x, pizza, and sh-t/pee).
reporter 1: all we know is that a guy with a r-t-rded haircut and 2 beers in his hands came and started to yell at everyone for no reason.

guy who’s watching the news: omg, hey dude ! frank the tank is on screen
crazy nickname for a crazy perv named frank who is a freaky perv…ahh mr polite turns perverted who hits on girls even when he has a girlfriend..aww poor girls…he cant go single for a day…frank the tank..more like frank the extremely disturbed
dont be fooled by his politeness…he’ll touch you and then you will want to burn your clothes and erase your memory

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