Frankenboner


the hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.
don-dude, check out that girl over there.
frank-i know man, she’s giving me a serious frankenb-n-r.
when the p-n-s becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.
“yo tim, i got the worst frankenb-n-r this side of the tracks.”

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