frankencareer


an -ssortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. all of these jobs are “short-term” and glom together into this t-tanic, time-eating chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. a frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

it is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!
congratulations cl-ss of 2013! your frankencareer awaits you!

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