frankenfurniture
cr-ppy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.
i got the cutest new desk from ikea but when i got it home it was total frankenfurniture!
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