Frankenpenis
movie created and directed by ron jeremy, starring john wayne bobbitt as the frankenp-n-s due to a very publicized s-xual -ssault in 1993 by john’s wife wherein she cut off half of his p-n-s and it had to be surgically re-attached.
movie was, of course, post surgery.
movie was not based off of ron jeremy’s p-n-s as often thought by the general public.
frankenp-n-s became an idea because of a severed, fully operational p-n-s.
ron jeremy’s schl-ng. also a character in one of his movies: dr. frankenp-n-s.
ron j. and his frankenp-n-s.
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