FrankenPod
a surveyors tripod that has been -ssembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
they will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. they often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fibergl-ss leg. they often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.
j.r.: “did you see that freaking frankenpod that charley gave me to use yesterday?”
osmond: “no mon, how bad was it?”
chris: “the newest part on it was used by lewis & clark on their voyage of discovery”
an ipod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful ipod out of the bones of many.
“i made that ipod out of multiple ones so it had a death sentence to begin with” “oh, that’s what you get for making a frankenpod”
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