Frankentitties


(n.) altered b–bies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

this is the proper western spelling of this word. it is commonly misspelled with only two “t’s” instead of three.
whoa dude, what’s wrong with that girl’s breast, she has some major frankent-tties.

sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankent-tties.

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