a bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned “monster” who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its “flock”; it’s just that n*body wants to admit his existence or reveal who the “ram” and “ewe” were who ever conceived this infamous “black sheep”, nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent’s “shepherd” for the day. even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance — the teachers and hall-monitors can’t stand to deal with him, either.
i hate attending my neighbors’ backyard barbecues because there’s inevitably at least one frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.
to toy with someone emotionally, s*xually, mentally etc i like to toyoff steven. he is hot af.
- sprinkled donut
the act of a h*m*s*xual man attempting to place his short c*ck into his own *sshole. i’m just making a sprinkled donut! kill me
- buckeye bung surgery
more commonly known as *n*l retread procedure, is the surgery required by all ohio state fans after the game today. buckeye bung surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of *n*l elasticity. failure to have procedure will cause rogue t*rds failing from you *n*s and a very unhappy lover. go blue. zachs *sshole […]
the fear of killary clinton and bill clinton and all the clintons, i had clintonphobia during the election. a fear of hillary clinton i have clintonphobia