the pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
jane: ‘wow, johnny, i like what you’ve done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great’
johnny: ‘thanks jane, i thought you’d like them. now, if you wouldn’t mind, please continue sucking and let’s keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. i’m paying you by the hour and every time you talk i am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.’
- puxatony p**p
when you have a very solid p**p that begins its exit from the *sshole but sees it’s shadow and retreats back into your r*ct*m. doctor: how’s the constipation coming? me: one p**p almost came out but shot back up my *sshole doctor: ahh i see… sounds like a cl*ssic case of puxatony p**p
- farting *ss b*tch
someone who sucks *ss at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a b*tch. gosh, ryan is such a farting *ss b*tch.
- working up
there aren’t any definitions for working up yet. can you define it?
a bl*wj*b while you both watch a movie hey how was your night oh we caught a blovie last night