Franking Privilege
when you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her v-g-n- instead. you then declare “it’s in there!” then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it’s not you.
chris: i totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!
jc: was she p-ssed when she found out it was a hot dog?
chris: yeah, but then i face f-cked her and told her to shut up.
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