franklinton is a small suburb just west of downtown columbus. nicknamed the bottoms in relation to the amount gay white trash activity that takes place behind the old milos cafe. on any given weekday you can find the streets full of shirtless meth heads with deltoid tats of the hottest street rapper dusty aka misery, which is ironic because that is how you feel when you are forced to listen to him at rehab tavern just tryna pick up one of the local street walkers. unfortunately most of the women will only pretend to be interested in you to make a $ in hopes of being able to buy back some of the teeth they had to give to their baby daddy chez as down payment on back child support. popular spot to find the infamous german sausage mongler gregory, window shopping for frosted tips hair dye. nice place to sit on a 5 gallon bucket around a trash can fire and count stray cats. on the weekends the locals like to upgrade their trash can fires to felony arson of the many slumlord owned houses in the area usually lit with the gasoline siphoned out of the ran down milos catering vans. if you find yourself looking for a bite to eat you can swing by the cafe and get your hands on some fresh 8 day old potato salad. if your lucky, while you eat you may just get the opportunity to be stabbed with a carrot stick by chef boli. if that type of entertainment doesnt get you going you can always head over to the sh*ll gas station and get in on a riviting game of russian heroin needle roulette.
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- hoggle c*ck
biting the head of someone’s p*n*s right off dude, i just hoggle c*cked my friend
- polish the wood
when your friend asks about your questionable decisions/s*xual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night. “hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?” “greetings. i am not entirely sure what you mean. but let me *ssume you are talking about how i got my brains f*cked out of my skull several […]
- miffed it
you f*cked up, typically causing damage of property. generally resulting in ridicule from close friends. my sister totaled her car, she miffed it.