franks and beans


w-ng (p-n-s) and b-lls
ex #1 is it the fank or the beans, son? (r-t-rd in the background) franks and beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!
franks-and-beans, referring to a line in the blockbuster movie “there’s something about mary” starring ben stiller, as ted stroehmann and cameron diaz, as mary jensen. the line spoken by the r-t-rded brother of mary (diaz) in reference to warren jensen (w.earl brown) speaking of when ted was caught masturbating. “he was masturbating”
warren has a striking resemblence to milton from office sp-ce. he can usually be found sleeping in closets, masturbating, or hanging around mexican bath houses, looking for the trademark “franks-and-beans”
warren – “franks-and-beans, franks and beans”
“he was masturbating”
he was touching his frans-and-beans.

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region
i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

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