Franzia
drink of the g-ds. designated to be the greatest drink of them all, by dionysus the ancient greek god of wine, theatre, and crocs, franzia has become world renowned for its elegant taste and almost imortal style of soul which few alcoholic beverages can even begin to rivil in terms of economic happenstance and awesomeness.
it is often regarded as customary to bring one’s own box of select franzia to fine meals when dinning out, such actions are thought to be the mark of the upper gl-ss.
after hitting on a few hotties on the dance floor, skeeter ended up bringing yolanda back to his flat. wanting to make an impression he devised a four course candlelight dinner. after untwisting the franzia and pouring a few gl-sses, everything was tongue and cheek. they didn’t make it past the appetizer.
cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.
nothing says “get the h-ll out of my house” like a box of franzia and a styx cd.
cl-ssic wine, comes in a box, get sunset blush flavor. 5 liters for 10 bucks and college girls love it and you can get drunk twice for 10 bucks
did you get the franzia and 20 sack?
liquid joy
sh-t, i only have 20 dollars to buy alcohol tonight.
no sweat, dude. let’s just buy franzia red. we can get thoroughly trashed without breaking the bank.
alcoholic grape juice.
“ben got drunk off the franzia.”
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