frapping

when you pour a frappuccino on your d-ck and you jerk off
he was frapping after he went to starbucks
wherein an individual leaves their facebook profile logged in and unattended.. leaving it open to have their status update free to be comically or embarr-ssingly changed by another person.
status update frapping >> michael jones: i better get my -n-l leaking in check!
female masturbation
i took a sickie and spent all day frapping myself until my bean was sore!
the art of sitting in starbucks with your macbook and a frappuccino, not actually doing anything except trawling facebook, just to look ‘hip’.
the only reason someone buys a macbook is so they can sit in starbucks on it, frapping away like a pretentious pr-ck.
similar to planking, frapping is an activity where one will drop trou and pretend to have (or to actually have) a bowel movement in an unusual or incongruous location.
person 1: check it out! i’m frapping!
person 2: oh, dude! really, kenny… really? i can see your b-lls!
person 1: quick, brian! take a picture!
the act of cr-pping and then fapping sequentially.
frapping in your friends bathrooms is not polite but fun if your too lazy to get up and go to a different room to fap.
a word used to describe the act of going to starbucks and freeloading off of their wi-fi to look at p-rn.
person 1: dude, i have a problem. lately, my mom’s been looking over my shoulder when i go on the computer. how am i supposed to look at any of the yiff you sent me?

person 2: relax, man, you can just go frapping.