fraser island
if you like sand this is the place for you. within moments of arriving upon the sand island you are literally immersed in sand. sand up to your knees. sand up to your elbows. everywhere you look, sand. fancy a stroll down the sand? how about a romantic dinner for two in the sand? enjoy the sunset, on the sand. you’ll fall asleel with sand, you’ll wake up with sand. you’ll eat with sand, drink with sand, on sand, next to sand, surrounded by sand! i hope you like sand in all those great family memories. you’ll grow so attached to sand, you’ll become best friends, with sand. and when it comes time to leave this paradise of sand, dont stress, im sure some sand will make its way home with you.
sand.
child (looking fondly at family photo): hey mum wheres this photo from?
mum: oh that from sand… fraser island kids!
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