Frasterbating


frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach -rg-sm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling frusterbating)
“man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?”
“d-mn i’m sick of our boss, i’m going to go frasterbate all over his lunch.”

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