frataport


frataporting is the act of blacking out after fratting too hard and ending up in a new location upon regaining awareness. it is the only known way to teleport.
ed: wtf bro you slept with my gf last night?
brett: i’m sorry bro i frataported there.
ed: oh it’s chill then homie f-ck yeah

guys, i need to get to the gym. lets shotgun 20 beers and frataport there.

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