FratBerry
a mobile smart-phone made by various companies, but particularly pertaining to sprint’s ‘blackberry’ which is very popular on college campuses, especially with fraternities and sororities.
“yeah i just picked up a fratberry, now i can send pics of you when you’re blacked out.”
from a profile on the popular zug comedy website dating back to 2003:
i work at a college in tech support. back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and fruitopia machines were everywhere.
he came up with ridiculous names like apricot racial tension.
i came up with one that i thought would be perfect for a college campus: fratberry. most people don’t get it. well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
basically the name stuck with me because its unique. it doesn’t really make any sense and, as a result, i go by johnnycache on other boards. the fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because i knew folks would get the joke. although i forgot about the whole “i thought you were a chick” thing.
anyway, its way better than “raspberry t-rd swirly”.
i think.
1: and that, gentlemen, is why fratberry is funnier than you.
2: the one, true, original fratberry
not to be confused with fat jerry.
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