fratku
a sub-form of haiku, which similarly follows a strict 5-7-5 syllable count. unlike haiku, fratku do not have to be about nature or impermanence. they are typically humorous, or at least attempt to be. common themes include drinking, drug use, s-x, and making fun of others. fratku can be found on the bathroom walls of certain fraternity houses and on the discussion boards of social networking sites.
sample fratku:
double entendres:
a lone comma changes all
come on her, p-ssy!
old e i love thee-
your taste is smooth and golden
and you’re cheap as sh-t.
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