Frau Kersten


an extremely fat and stupid b-tch who loves to eat lots of chewy bars whilst her students fail her german tests due to her inability to teach german. her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak german fluently.

this fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the cl-ssroom when they answer her questions.

aka frau cow, frau b-tchten, snorlax, frau fat -ss(es).
example 1:
frau kersten: “joe, what is the answer?”
joe: “i don’t know”
frau kersten: “get out!!!!!!!”

example 2:
frau kersten: “which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!”

example 3:
frau kersten was going to eat me, but then i handed her a water bottle with german writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.

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