Freak Flake


ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn’t remember saying it when the time comes…..yea that b-tch is a freak flake!!!
me: aye baby you whatcha wanna do?
her: i wanna lick it till it shines!
me: so lets hang tomorrow

next day…

me: lets do it baby
her: oh i was just joking im not like that!
me: you freak flake -__-

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