freakum dress


similar to a “lil black dress”…a hot -ss dress that demands ones attention!
“ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freak-m dress” ~beyonce
a s-xy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it’s worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). also known as a f-ck-m dress. this was thought of by martin lawrence, not beyonce.
“…you go in the room and put on your f-ck-m dress (freak-m dress). you be like f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m. f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m. f-ck-m girl, f-ck-m.” -martin lawrence(you so crazy)
when you’ve been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freak-m dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you’ve had enough and every fella in the room goes “dwammmmm!”

term made popular by beyonce
my man hasn’t been paying me any attention lately, so i took out my freak-m dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.

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