Freaky Smurf


also known as a stripper.
a beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
one of your regular b-tches.
these girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.
among your regular b-tches, you have your stripper, also known as a freaky smurf.

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