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• Freckle Neck

  when you’re down on a girl and she sharts when you’re down on a girl and she sharts. you get a freckle neck a person of gaelic descent. unlike rednecks or their business-like opposites, “the whitenecks”, frecklenecks span all social cl-sses. in america, new zealand, and australia, they are cl-ssified as such by their intense […]

• Pat Shower

  a pat (pits, -ss, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, -ss, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower. hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

• Pauce

  adjective: used to describe a person or thing of repulsion. it is commonly used to describe a person’s limited s-xual appeal. in this sense it is acceptable to use for describing either males or females. another use is to describe food of low or unfavourable quality. origin: perhaps from english paucity, from middle english paucite, […]

• Crumplet

  a smaller than average crumpet. dude, i bought crumplets so’s i could fit it in ma pocket! tiny bits of hard sh-t that get stuck on your -n-s hairs. man, those crumplets in your -ss are hard to lick out. a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. such as sorbitol (sugar subst-tute). […]

• Paul Culshaw Moment

  a paul culshaw moment – or “cully mo” for short, is the euphoric moment when things look extremely promising, in an otherwise bipolar like low point… many physiologists have taken to prescribing “cully mo’s” to their patients as a form of light sedative & calming practice. recent studies showed that “cully mo’s” proved 95% effective […]

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