freckle dick
someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people -ssume to have a p-n-s covered in freckles.
person a:”hey freckle d-ck, come over here”
freckle d-ck: “i dont have freckles on my d-ck!!”
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the bloated sack in which resides in the -n-s. it is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. the toxins in the gas are enough to render a sn-b unconscious. the gases are expelled on a daily basis from the -n-s approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work […]
- shit flute
after a man pulls his p-n-s out of a womans -ss and then she performs oral s-x on him. after i puuled my d-ck out of her mouth she sucked my sh-t flute.
- Kotzed
to cr-p one’s pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it. “you won’t believe this! dave told me he kotzed himself at that board meeting yesterday!”
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- l'mow
(abbr.) the oral pr-nunciation of the online term “lmao”, short for “laughing my -ss off”. “oh, man! that dude just got served! l’mow!” a slight increase. also, a small addition. that pizza was yummy! can i have a l’mow?