freckled
when you have the sh-t squirts and it plops up on the rim of the toilet
i freckled the toilet after i ate chili cheese fries.
known to happen during -n-l s-x, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.
holy christwagons!!!!!! i just got freckled…….sick…..-puke-
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