Fred Ass-tear
n. a rare s-xual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. you cannot you lubricant, or it’s called -n-l s-x. the act consists of a man with a larger p-n-s thrusting it into a partner’s -n-s, causing mild to severe tearing. the partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
julie : “hey, darla baby, why’s there blood dripping down from between your legs? i thought you got your period last week!”
darla : “no, silly, jim gave me a fred -ss-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing i’ve ever experienced!”
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