Fred bagel
unsuccessful and unrelenting attempts to gain friendship and influence in exchange for tangible and socially desirable accomodations (meals, physical stimulation, stroking, and s-xual oriented favors).
1. i know this guy you can call for free tickets. if he doesn’t know your really just giving him a fred bagel, he’ll throw in a nice dinner – just pick a restaurant that is really loud so you don’t have to hear him talk.
2. i just heard about this fred bagel from a friend of mine. if you need a place to stay, he’ll put you up for as long as you want. my buddy stayed there, and said the “room service” was the best. afterwards, the fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. eventually the fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. my buddy then called the fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. nice!
3. (verb form): dude, i just threw him a fred bagel. i had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then i told him to p-ss-off. now he thinks we’re friends.
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