Freddy Krueger Mummy


scratch up a girls face, then j-zz in her cuts. and then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are f-cking her p-ssy.
this chick i picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a freddy krueger mummy.

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