Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage
a phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. based off of obvious pain the fictional character’s knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: my girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: that’s a freddy krueger prostate m-ssage for ya.
dude 3: f-cking a right, it is!
Read Also:
- griefirific
in onling gaming, something which is particularly good at causing grief to other players, especially ones own teammates. “this grenade launcher is nice, but it sure is griefirific.”
- gridfire
a weapon from the culture series of sci-fi novels by iain m. banks. taps the “grid”, which is a dimension of energy between hypersp-ce and next universe, to submerge areas in realsp-ce into m-ssive amounts of energy. gridfire: when you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherf-cker in a 50 light-year radius.
- kwev
to describe something or a situation being good,nice,or appreciable. also used to describe objects or how fly a person is. those jeans were looking kwev on him though. my night is going kwev right now. school was kwev, but im ready for the summer.
- Kwissy
coolest person on sz. everyone (even the guys) wanna be her. ddd: i wish i was kwissy. ;_; ohmigawd it sux not being kwissy ew -cry-
- kaffed
past tense of kaff, to quit or to die there were other problems with the car – blown frost plug, kaffed distributor. he didn’t even get killed by a croc, he got killed by a stingray. that’s pathetic. at least he kaffed doing something he loved.