Fredericktown MO


a teeny-tiny podunk little hick-town in south-east missouri where everything is really really boring except for the first weekend in may. this is a place where people from really amazing places like philidelphia and rainbow land come to die because there is honestly nothing else to do here.
i’m getting really sick of life…i think i’ll move to fredericktown mo!!!

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