Fredgazim
once thought to be impossible to do, the fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!
– fart
– burp
– hiccup
– c-m
– yawn
– throw up
– p–p
– cough
– pee
– sneeze
– cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)
also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the fredgazim is named after fred riehl the first human to have willingly perform a doc-mented fredgazim.
wife: what the h-ll happened in here?!!
husband: sorry babe…but i think i had a fredgazim? i will clean that up as soon as i catch my breath.
once thought to be impossible to do, the fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!
– fart
– burp
– hiccup
– c-m
– yawn
– throw up
– p–p
– cough
– pee
– sneeze
– cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)
also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the fredgazim is named after the first human to have willingly perform a doc-mented fredgazim.
wife: what the h-ll happened in here?!!
husband: sorry babe…but i think i had a fredgazim? i will clean that up as soon as i catch my breath.
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