Free Bitch Pass


when someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have…such as being bi-polar…or something else that the victim of the free b-tch p-ss seeker has no fault in, like “that time of the month” or an unpaid bill.

basically, this is what you seek when you don’t want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a f-cked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being f-cked up. when you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a b-tch, you are looking to get a free b-tch p-ss.
1 – jaime: “all these years, chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging h-llcat and try to blame it on being bi-polar. her mom said she never was diagnosed with bi-polarity, she just craves attention. it’s like i told you man, homegirl was lookin’ for a free b-tch p-ss is all.”

2 – bill: “i don’t give a f-ck about what you want, get the h-ll out of my way! i am late for my flight!”

mike: “what the f-ck do you want, a free b-tch p-ss? thats got jack sh-t to do with me and you need to get the f-ck out of my face with that crybaby bullsh-t before you make me have to wreckstep your punk -ss!”

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