free bitch


someone who doesn’t care what other people think. they are free to do what they want, how they want, and whenever they want regardless of what others think.
matt: hey did you see what lady gaga wore at that awards show last night?

kim: yeah, i love her!

matt: why?

kim: she’s a free b-tch, baby!
a person who is not in a relationship with anyone else. basically, a person who isn’t taken.
“i just dumped mohammad and i’m a free b-tch now!”
a dog that you get for free because your deadbeat neighbors moved out and left it behind.
my neighbor rufus had to leave the state because the feds were closing in on him, leaving fluffy behind, i made her my free b-tch

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