free cigarette
if a guy offers you a “free cigarette”, he is actually offering you a bl-w j-b. this is code between gay guys to identify each other when unsure if the other person is gay or straight. this prevents a potentially embarr-ssing situation that could occur by accidentally coming on to a straight guy, especially considering the abundance of metros-xuals these days.
“want a free cigarette?”
“you got any free cigarettes?”
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