free exercise


any exercise you don’t have to pay a membership for.
jas: dude, wanna go to the ymca after work and catch some stairmaster action?

jes: no thats okay i took the stairs to work today.

jas: but, but why i didn’t know the elevator was broken..

jes: because it’s free exercise you douche.

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