Free festival


festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as glastonbury used to be.

such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be -rs-d to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

such drongoes are also rough and violent, and pr-ne to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
my fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. never again!

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