free n’ me


short for “free and me”. a type of att-tude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. a person with the free n’ me att-tude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. in addition, a person with this att-tude will -ssume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

usually a person with the free n’ me att-tude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n’ me att-tude is something normal.
syrus provided a case study of the free n’ me att-tude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.

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