free-range cougar


a cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie – a “cougar conservation park”).
“i’m sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour – they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. that’s where the s-xy, healthy free-range cougars are.”

Read Also:

  • freezing Jesus

    to make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc. coming from ryland blackinton’s (cobra starship) “who froze jesus?” reaction to someone’s “jesus it’s frozen” comment upon the sudden […]

  • Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

    a french gay jewish n-gg-r. slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet. that f-cktard, you know, the frenchy gay jew n-gg-r just stole my slim jim.

  • fresh coat

    residual s-m-n of a facial -j-c-l-t–n also “to give s.o. a fresh coat” “i’d sure like to give her a fresh coat.”

  • fucking soft as balls

    that feeling after you shave your t-st-cl-s when your t-st-cl-s are really soft. dude this cat is f-cking soft as b-lls

  • Demofart

    a fart created by a democrat. holy sheet! john mccain and sarah phailin has to live with the smell of demofarts for a d-mn long period now! yeh, they got pwned! 1 more definition a small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come. “the demo fart is warning to everyone […]


Disclaimer: free-range cougar definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.