free runner


a person who partic-p-tes in free running -a form of parkour which involes acrobatical stunts.
“what are you?” “i’m a free runner
“i’m a free runner”
“free your mind”
1.a person who is not diagnosed as a r-t-rd, but clearly is.
2. someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
todd: look at that guy over there. he’s wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
gary: he’s definitely a free runner.
a p-ssyole like jordan that names his bike jane
free runners are normally, and mostly p-ssyoles that no one likes, so they take up free running so they have something to do with there weekends such as jordan
you f-kin idiot – you f-kin free runner
free runners are normally, and mostly p-ssyoles that no one likes, so they take up free running so they have something to do with there weekends such as jordan

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