Free Shit


a term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent s-x with.

originating from the 1970’s, when young women would refer to free sh-t as “the sh-t”. the term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.
fantabulous, the free sh-t is checking me out! i feel like s-x in the city!

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