Free Willy
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you shot a load in a fat chick’s mouth and hold it shut. you the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
dude, this check was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. so i decided to free w-lly her and glaze that c-ck for her.
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when your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free w-llying
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to take a long-needed cr-p.
applies only when healthy, large and consistent t-rds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
ladies, will you please excuse me? i’m going to free w-lly.
if you don´t eat your all-bran, you won´t be able to free w-lly!
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the taking out of one’s p-n-s. whipping out one’s d-ck, usually to take a p-ss or get a bl-w j-b.
“pull over, i’ve gotta free w-lly!”
or, “when she gave me that look, i knew it was time to free w-lly.”
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when a man urinates without the use of his hands.
“i couldn’t even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. i had to do a free w-lly!”
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(n.) j-panese food, see whale of a time for a better definition
mmmm, whale.
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former president clinton’s favorite movie. he saw it with monica lewinski.
clinton: this is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
monica: wow! look at that blowhole spew!
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