Freedom Blowjob
generally given to a military member after a long deployment as a showing of thanks. men and women alike may give and receive a freedom bl-wj-b given that they are active duty personnel. originated during the revolutionary war: the first person to receive a freedom bl-wj-b was joseph warren; doctor, soldier, and statesman of the american revolution. it is believed that this was administered by his wife elizabeth hooten september 6th 1764 a.d.
doyle “i got back from deployment last week and out of nowhere maclean just gave me a freedom bl-wj-b!”
jon “what?! i just got back last month and she didn’t give me anything. i think it’s time i go collect.”
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