Freedom Tray


an object of great power, exuding mucho mojo due to its austin powers-like kitschy geekiness. this item is highly sought after for its ability to bring great strength to bear on practically any situation, for its capacity to bring about either harmony or radical change, and for the enormous s-xual energy either lost due to conquest by it or bestowed upon those lucky enough to conquer it. the freedom tray is all-powerful…
“i’m gonna ride on the freedom tray”

“freedom tray>>>check norris”

“g-dzilla couldn’t even destroy all of tokyo, but the freedom tray can”

“i f-cked the freedom tray”

“td freedom tray!”

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