Freehold Boro


freehold boro is a small and diverse town in monmmouth county, new jersey. all parties in freehold share the common goal of getting crunk. hangout spots include the freehold raceway mall, freehold raceway, loew’s multiplex theaters, and good old downtown freehold. this town is looked upon by neighboring towns and society as “ghetto” and “dest-tute”. yeah, well, they are just jealous because we pregame harder than they party. in freehold boro, the girls are hot, the guys are h-rny, and everyone parties like there’s no tomorrow. but hey, that’s what you do when you live on the jersey sh-r-
freehold boro. the town where they stay crunk and throw it up.
1. a town in new jersey that gets a bad rep from kids in freehold township, who consist mostly of conceited jack -sses living off their parents money, because of the mexican population and the drug dealers, even though their high school is better cuz they have less drugs and pregnancies than township.
1.omg im so scared because im from twp and im going to the boro highschool.
2.guy1: “i went to the boro to score some pot for this summer.”
guy2: “so what? i went to downtown freehold boro and got a hooker!
guy1: “yea, i kno who your talking about. she used to be a man.”
guy3:”you guys are idiots! you can find both of those things by hanging around freehold twp high school!”

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