Freemostyle
a combination of freestyle verse and emo lyrics, where pathetic, melodramatic, and self-obsessed lyrics are made up on the spot. it is only for the truly self-loathing individuals who have been emo for at least 2 months (i totally listened to dashboard confessional before you did). style points are added if the individual can cry while freemostyling or if they are bleeding.
similar to traditional freestyle, a freemostyle battle can ensue between two individuals, in which the two battlers use their lyrics in a compet-tion to see who is more emo. what is interesting about the freemostyle battle is that each individual is trying to lose the battle, often resulting in a situation where one may simply sob, scream, and cut to lose (i.e. win) the battle. after all, winning anything would defeat the definition of emo entirely.
freemostyler 1: my soul is a hole in which hate rolls down. like my mother with out love in this one-horse town.
freemostyler 2: the razor never cuts deep enough to cut away the pain, so i carve away the sorrow that co-rs-s through my veins.
freemostyler 1: (hangs himself)
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