Freener


a term used to describe the p-n-s of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. the term is a hybrid of the words “free” and “wiener”.
“yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way…….your c-ck has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity…..and now..now, my friend, you have got a freener!! emanc-p-tion!!

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