freeway lollygabbing
a vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.
driver: i hate this idiot in front of me. i can’t get by and i see them on their cell. i want to run them over.
p-ssenger: dude calm down. you’ll kill us all.
driver: d-mn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! d-mn them to h-ll!
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