Freezerlanche
a freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. this usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.
madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.
freezerlanche’s kill at least 2 people every year.
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