Freezie


a cold treat akin to a popsicle. freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. they come in many sizes, such as “jumbo,” and the most popular brand in canada bear(ed) the mr. freeze (pr-nounced “free-zee”) label.

often, the best part about eating a freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you’d finished eating the frozen part.
you could get a jumbo freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when i was a kid.
the frozen flower in mario wii that shoots snowb-lls.
“yaow, grab that freezie, or if not, the peng suit, but make sure to bubb rubb if you are about to die”
free smoking session.

known as a freezie because it’s free and you chill
cuh, preciate the freezie
the act of inverting a used condom and drinking the juice that is left at the bottom via a squeeze and slide motion.
“when we are finished, i will give you a freezie.”
a joint containing both marijuana and cocaine.
some people won’t snort cocaine, but they have no problem smoking a freezie.
a male or female someone you conversate with or someone that gives you dough (money), tricks on you but not your girlfriend or boyfriend
yo joe is my new freezie

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